Ever since Pugsy came, our lives have not been the same. Pugsy is the wisest dog that ever lived. He may even launch his own website called "The World according to Pugsy". He's the only Blogging Dog I know.
Here is Pugsy's guide to understanding the difference between
Human Males & Females: Pugsy: "Humans are fascinating creatures. Much more complicated than us dogs.What's interesting is watching the Human Male relate to the Human Female.If you see the Human Male scratching his head, it's not because he has fleas.It means his Male brain is trying to understand the Female brain. Again.
He will not succeed."1. Q. What's the difference in the way Human Males & Females communicate?
Pugsy
: In a conversation, Human Males go from Point A to Point B. And the sooner, the better. Period.
Human Females , on the other hand, go from one point to another too. From Point A to Point Z. But they don't mind passing by Points BCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY along the way.2. Q. What is the safest answer to the Human Female question
"Do I look too fat/ thin/ old/ ugly/ weird etc." ?
Pugsy: Say 'Arf!!! '
(This is the safest answer you can give. Any other answer may put you in the doghouse. With me.)
3. Q. What should a Human Male do when the Human Female cries?
Pugsy
:
The Human Female's tear ducts open when they are: sad, glad, mad, inspired, tired, excited,bloated, furious, worried, thrilled,etc. Or all of the above. Or none of the above. You must silently decipher which mood she's in. Unfortunately, that mood changes as soon as you thought you figured it out. Safer yet, just hand them a clean hanky or kleenex and make appropriate purring sounds. Grown up Human Males, on the other hand, cry after eating too much wasabi or kimchi or watching their high school basketball team lose. (Yes, even men in their 40s). Do not hand them kleenex. These are manly tears.
Q. Who do you think are smarter? Human Males or Human Females?
Pugsy: Arf!!!
2. Q. What is the safest answer to the Human Female question
